what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
I read this as a lyric to Peace Sells.
I sang it
IF THERE’S A NEW WAY
TO USE THE SELF CHECKOUT LINE
IT BETTER WORK THIS TIME
ALL THAT’S REAL TO ME IS MARILYN AND JESUS JUMPING OFF OF BRIDGES SPARKLERS & STREAMERS I WANNA DIE I WANNA DIE I WANNA DIE
Bakery Employs Puppy Taste Tester
by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
When it comes to new items, New York’s Dominique Ansel Bakery doesn’t take any chances. The famed patisserie recently hired a Golden Retriever puppy named Paisley to test its sweet treats before they hit the shelves. The results, as they say, speak for themselves.
"So far, she’s liked everything," says head pastry chef Michael Cortis. "The DKA and Salted Pistachio Religieuse both tested exceptionally well. If it’s good enough for Paisley, it’s usually good enough for customers."
The discerning pup has first dibs on nearly everything the bakery sells - except the world-famous Cronut.
"Oh, we don’t let her test those," says Cortis. "She has to wait in line like everybody else."
“She had blue skin,
And so did he.
He kept it hid
And so did she.
They searched for blue
Their whole life through,
Then passed right by-
And never knew.”
Shel Silverstein, Every Thing On It
“…throw roses into the abyss and say: ‘here is my thanks to the monster who didn’t succeed in swallowing me alive.’ ”